The Future Of Self-Care Is Right Behind You
Being a Self-Care Baddie these days can feel like a never-ending pop quiz in a class you never signed up for in the first place. Draining massages, double cleansing, retinol cycling, hair oiling, detox teas… where does it end? Better yet, where do we begin?
Well, our answer might—probably—most definitely will surprise you, but who doesn’t like a little surprise? Especially this one…
An Oldie Butt A Goodie
Suppositories are spectacular little feats of medicinal technology that have been around for literally thousands of years. Papyrus dated circa 1500 BCE speak of suppositories made from honey, fat, and herbs for treating digestive issues. If they were good enough for Cleopatra, Last Pharaoh Of Egypt, they’re good enough for us!
From Hippocrates to medieval apothecaries, these little rockstars have been saving our butts since as long as we’ve had something to put them in. And honestly, what a relief. Your new self-care bestie has been road tested over multiple generations and cultures so you don’t have to take our word for it (or an influencer’s) when we say…
Suppositories Are Bringing Sexy Back!
They’re nothing new—just the underappreciated, misunderstood, alternative well-care cousin no one speaks to anymore. And okay we get it, it’s our first conversation and we’re advocating sticking things up your cheeks… too fast? HEAR US OUT!
- What if it works? (It does.)
- What if instead of buying into the lie that your pelvis is a one pain pill cures all type, you realize she’s actually unique. Just like you. (She is.)
- What if instead of over-the-counter chemicals you shift to ancient wisdom wellness? (You should.)
- What if you de-stigmatize your pelvic health and destroy puritanical conditioning with one small act of self-care? (There’s the baddie we’ve been missing.)
However, let’s not get stuck in the what if “what if” loop. Instead, we’re going to focus on…
WHY Do Suppositories Work So Well?
Here’s a quickie bullet list because this is too important for you to skim!
- Faster absorption by bypassing the digestive system = faster relief.
- Localized delivery = deeper relief.
- Long-lasting effects.
- No need to ingest anything—ideal for sensitive systems.
Let us ask you: who doesn’t love it to be faster, deeper, longer, and sensitive to their needs? Hmmm?
Speaking of High Standards, Meet Our Love Child…
Kunda Drops
We made two options for your pelvic pleasure:
Blossom Drops
Include CBD, CBG, and hyaluronic acid—the perfect threesome to promote relaxation and hydration. Let us role play a few scenarios where Blossom can help you bloom:
- Blossom is the perfect partner if you struggle with pelvis pain, discomfort, tension and/or dryness.
- Blossom lures you into a place of surrender for deeper and relaxing pleasure.
- Blossom holds your hand during challenging menstrual pains.
- Blossom can help soothe a challenging food or drink passage.
- Blossom supports you through peri-menopausal symptoms for an elegant transition into Wisdom-hood.
Nourish Drops
Perfect for the pelvis in search of a non-CBD/CBG option that hydrates and heals from within. This Vitamin E and Hyaluronic Acid tag team truly is unstoppable. We dare you to stay dry with them around. WE DOUBLE DOGGIE STYLE DARE YOU.
Or just surrender to the refreshing touch of Nourish and accept your fate…
Need more convincing than innuendos? That’s fair. But because we can’t get too graphic about what incorporating Nourish Drops into your self-care routine would really look like, we recommend listening to WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion to get an idea of what we’re talking about.
Bring A Bucket And A Mop…
Wow what a ride! From ancient Egyptian papyrus to the Billboard Hot 100, we learned why and how suppositories are the OG in self-care and that Kunda Drops are the perfect choice for first-timers, mothers, partners, and lifers. No matter where on the spectrum you find yourself, there’s a Kunda Drop for you.
